it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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