For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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