you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Shame is for Republicans.
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