its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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