You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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