if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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