Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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