Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
Randomize
