Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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