i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
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