'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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