id be glad to
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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