i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
