my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
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