What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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