no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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