i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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