Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Just invented taco cereal.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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