but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Randomize
