i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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