she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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