Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
It's like God shit irony all over that family
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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