i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
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