are you still at the devil's house?
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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