he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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