Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
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