Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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