The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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