took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
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