My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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