Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
