no. you can't hotbox the world.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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