what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
My vagina is officially offended.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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