Dual....:-)
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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