And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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