Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
I know her cup size but not her name....
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