ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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