If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
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