i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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