And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
