wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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