For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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