But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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