i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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