I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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