A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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