Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
This toilet bowl is my home.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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