is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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