Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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