I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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