remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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