her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Did you just see the Batmobile???
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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